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Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 3:36 AM
01) First name: G

02) Your nickname in DA: The one up there

03) Birthday: Feb 11

04) Horoscope sign: Three squiggly lines. Sometimes a chick holding a jug, I think.

05) Birth town: Fortuna CA

06) Religion: Agnosticism

07) Nationality: America

08) Parents: Yes?

09) Do you love them: Sure, why not.

10) Brothers or sisters: A younger brother and a younger sister.

11) Do you like the place where you live: It's alright.

12) Hair color: Brown

13) Color of your eyes: Green

14) Height: Taller than a midget

15) Weight: Heavier than a midget too

16) What school/grade are you going to: Third year of college.

(18) Do you work anywhere: I wish. Well, no I don't. But I wish I had money. Which is why I'm going to be wrking soon. To get money, not because I enjoy work. Fuck that kid.

(19) What do you want to be in your life: Bitches and bling

(20) Your life: Pretty damn decent.

(21) Personal quote: I don't have one. My catchphrase is lightly tapping people on the nose and saying something hilarious, then running the fuck away, bu that hardly ever happens.

(22) Lucky number: All of them

(23) What are you interested in: Drawing loads of shit then not posting it on DA, making really stupid cartoos, and writing great poetry while wishing I could set it too music.

(24) Good side of your character: I'm really honest, and have a sense of humor to the extent that I could probably laugh if I was dying of AIDS and my freinds were making fun of me for it. Creative too.

(25) Bad side of it: Those same things, around the wrong people. Also jealousy.
(26) Is your life happy: It's alright.

(27) Do you think that you are crazy: No, but everyone had me convinced for the longest time.

(28) What is the time: Way too fucking late/early

(29) What is the date: May 10th or some crap

(30) What's the weather like: Dark

(31) Favourite day in a week: Dunno. Saturday?

(32) Favourite music: Prog rock, like Rush or Dream Theater. I alos like some metal, but only if I can understand the lyrics. Even a little alternative here and then. And classical music, though I don't retend to be a fucking genius.

(34) Band: Rush, as previously noted

(35) Song: Dunno.

(36) Best concert you have been: I haven't een to any lifechanging concerts yet.

(37) Actress: Hell if I know. Maybe Christina Ricci, just because I have a weird attraction to her.

(38) Actor: Gene Wilder?

(39) Film: Probably one of the fantastic and classy Parker/Stone films.

(40) TV series: Futurama (3 mire movies coming out, fuck yeah), South Park, some AS stuff and the history channel sometmes.

(41) Theatre play: Spamalot, someday...I don't know for certain, but it's probably fucking great...

(42) Film director: Dunno.

(43) Do you want to be famous: I want to have lots of money, hopefully for making stupid cartoons.

(44) Do you want to be an a----: An a-what?

(45) Do you want to be a singer: It'd be cool, but I won't for everyone elses sake.

(46) Book: No idea. I like a lot of books.

(47) Colors: Purple is my favorite. It compliments warm and cold colors, so it looks good anywhere.

(49) Food: Pizza, since I apparently have the taste of a 3 year old.

(50) Drink: I don't have a favorite, but the Monster Java: Russian stuff kicks ass right now.

(51) Sweet: Any. I'm going to have diabetes someday, and I'm going to love every fucking minute of it.

(52) Fruit: I like starfruit. It's sour, but it's shaped like a star, and is delightfullyy crunchy. I like peaches too And strawberries. And blueberries. And watermelon. And kiwi. And apricots.

(53) The worst food: Dunno.

(54) The Worst drink: I dunno.

(55) The worst Singer: The ones who sing abot nothing and know it, while decieving billions of people into thinking they care about what they're doing beyond the money and fame.

(56) The worst Band: I dunno. Prussian Blue, for being the most adorable naz racists in the universe?

(57) The worst Actor: A lot of them are really shitty...

(58) The worst Actress: The same thing

(59) The worst Movie: I dunno. They're coming out with a lot of bad movies...

(60) The worst book: Primavera by Francesca Lia Block is the worst book I've read so far.

(61) Do you drink alcohol: I would if I could in this three people town. Not much, though.

(62) Do you smoke: No.

(63) Do you take some : What?

(64) What do you adore to wear: I'd wear scarves and earrings if I wasn't so godamn manly. In all honesty, though, socks. Clean ones.

(65) Do you think you're pretty: I'm alrght.

(67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: Mohammhed

(68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: I dunno. Lots of lovely women, for sure. But loks can be decieving or some junk.

(69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: I don't know.

(70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: I don't know.

(71) 5 your best friends on dA/male: :iconwickeddeath16: and :iconfailedgod: my twon best friends in reality as well

(72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: :iconamorra7:. More of my female friends should start aaccounts on this crap site.

(73) The ugliest person on dA/male: I don't know.

(74) The ugliest person on dA/female: Same.

(75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: Oh golly gosh

(76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: Tee hee hee hee hee

(77) The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: God, this survey got really annoying.

(78) The person on dA who you don't like at all/male: Shut the fuck up.

(79) Are you in love? I fall in love every two seconds, so I really fucking doubt. Maybe someday I'll meet the right woman and she'll swee me off my feet and we'll fly into the sunset on a golden unicorn made f dreams nd wishes.

(80) Do you have a boyfriend/grlfriend: No

(81) How does he/she looks like: That sentence is a dumb

(82) Is he/she from dA(put avatar): :iconseakingplz:

(83) When was your Very First Kiss: On a beach one time. Or, more probably, when I was a baby by old people.

(84) How was it: Awkard and with a personI hated.

(87) E-mail address: fuckoff@goaway.com

(88) Do you have something against gays: Yes. And that something is called tolerance.

(89) The best experience in your life: Every experience is pretty fucking amazing.

(90) The worst experience in your life: The realization that people will kill you for having a slightly different belief or for feeling entitled to express your belief, while being more deeply subconciously aware that the possibility exists that neither of our beliefs is correct, and therefore fighting over nothing when we could be setting aside or religious differences and hating eachother for less personal reasons like in real life.

(91) When were you the happiest: I'm happy a lot.

(93) When were you the saddest: I'm also sad a lot.

(94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: Nobody. We could avoid the island altogetherand go get dinner somewhere. Any takers? There will be candles and cheesy music...

(95) Do you have a secret: I do. Maybe. It's a secret.

(96) What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: Probably no good.

(97) Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: An elevater repairman/woman.

(98) Do you have an idol: Neil?

(100) Tag 5 of your friends!: Fuck it. If you want to do it, then do it.


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  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Vapor Trails
  • Reading: American Gods
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Xenogears
  • Eating: Crack
  • Drinking: Crack

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 3+5+6+2+3+1
  • Current Residence: A planet
  • Interests: Drawing, writing, and cracking wise
  • Favourite movie: Who knows?
  • Favourite band or musician: Rush forevers
  • Favourite genre of music: Prog Rock
  • Favourite artist: Too many
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman, Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: Dunno
  • Favourite style or digital art: Illustration
  • Operating System: Varies
  • MP3 player of choice: Don't care
  • Shell of choice: Turtle shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: Good looking wallpaper?
  • Skin of choice: (insert stupid sex joke)
  • Favourite game: Chrono Trigger or something
  • Favourite gaming platform: Whatever
  • Favourite cartoon character: Coach McGuirk
  • Personal Quote: ...
  • Tools of the Trade: Pastels, ink, charcoal, acrylics, and a bag of dreams

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=WitchOfNature:iconWitchOfNature: Apr 23, 2008, 11:10:50 PM
Thanks for faving again :w00t:

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*SpunkOnAStick:iconSpunkOnAStick: Apr 21, 2008, 3:57:17 AM Mood: Joy
:wave: :bow:Thanks for the FAV:+fav: on A Touch of Dew!!! :clap: :boogie: :excited:

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=WitchOfNature:iconWitchOfNature: Apr 15, 2008, 4:04:13 AM
Thanks for faving my poem! :cuddle:

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*SpunkOnAStick:iconSpunkOnAStick: Apr 12, 2008, 3:15:34 PM Mood: Joy
:wave: :bow: Thanks for the FAVs:+fav:!!! :clap: :floating:

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*SpunkOnAStick:iconSpunkOnAStick: Apr 11, 2008, 3:22:10 PM Mood: Joy
:wave: :bow:Thanks for the FAV:+fav: on my father's photo!!! :clap: :boogie: :excited:

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=LostKitten:iconLostKitten: Apr 5, 2008, 12:03:22 PM
Hello! :wave:

I noticed you had at least one of my poems in your favourites so I'm sending you this message to let you know that my poetry is being moved to my new Lit Gallery.

The Lit Gallery is expected to be up to par by midnight EST on Monday, April 07, 2008. Please check the gallery then.

Thank you so much for your support! :hug:

-LK

Not all pieces will be submitted to the Lit Gallery. If you don't see the piece you previously gave a favourite and would like me to submit it, send me a note with a brief description of the works content so I can find it/submit it. Thank you.

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*bakuluva:iconbakuluva: Mar 31, 2008, 12:16:56 PM
Thanks for the fav! :glomp:

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~Salvii:iconSalvii: Mar 18, 2008, 1:25:05 AM
Thanks for the comments and favs :hug:
~rainbwice:iconrainbwice: Mar 14, 2008, 8:46:55 AM
Thank you for the fave!

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=LostKitten:iconLostKitten: Mar 8, 2008, 1:15:22 PM
Thank you for the :+favlove: on my poem, Little Kitten. I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D :hug:

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=WitchOfNature:iconWitchOfNature: Mar 7, 2008, 3:59:40 AM
Thanks for faving :)

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!jessicamadison:iconjessicamadison: Mar 1, 2008, 5:01:18 AMFlagged as spam
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Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
=Deep-Emerald:iconDeep-Emerald: Feb 9, 2008, 7:06:23 AM
Happy Birthday! :cake: :heart: :hug:

I hope you have a wonderful day :D

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~nikaikepa:iconnikaikepa: Feb 8, 2008, 12:17:29 PM
Thanx so much for the fave!!!
=Assailant17:iconAssailant17: Feb 6, 2008, 4:44:15 PM
I don't like fighting either...:)

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~Hokusai:iconHokusai: Feb 4, 2008, 1:24:40 AM
DUDE THANKS A LOT FOR THE WATCH! O.O

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~Hokusai:iconHokusai: Feb 3, 2008, 11:48:48 AM
Thank you for the fav! :D

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*toiabates:icontoiabates: Jan 25, 2008, 8:57:23 PM
thank youuuuu :hug:

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*Teskine:iconTeskine: Jan 24, 2008, 9:12:04 PM
Thanks much for the +fav~ ^-^

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*emperpep:iconemperpep: Jan 15, 2008, 10:03:03 PM
thank you very much for the watch :3

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*JHiller:iconJHiller: Nov 19, 2007, 2:10:32 PM Mood: Happy
A present for ye...
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~kaede-836:iconkaede-836: Nov 8, 2007, 4:09:19 AM
thank you for the favourites

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~Jorge-D-Fuentes:iconJorge-D-Fuentes: Oct 30, 2007, 5:21:06 PM
Thanks for the Favorite, there.
~MiNTYFrESH-13:iconMiNTYFrESH-13: Oct 22, 2007, 12:08:50 AM
Not bad. Dull and predictable, but occasionally fantastic. So not bad.

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