Litlle flamy Valerie had hair made ot of fire.

So every living thing she touched would thereafter expire.

Until one day she saw a magic pig come flying through.

She hugged by reflex and was promptly perplexed but relieved it did not turn to food.

So Valerie climbed on her piggy planes back and decided to fly to the zoo.

"Now my hair doesn't kill and it's so much a thrill other animals wil be my friends too!"

But unfortunately, she still had hair flamy and she burned all the animals here.

She was slightly beguiled when no charges were filed and she smiled still covered in tears.

One advantage she'd known despite living alone was no cop had the stones to come near..